Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
what would happen if i actually shared porn on facebook
IM LAUGHING SO HARD PLEASE HELP ME
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I AM FED UP WITH LADYBOY STEFANI JOANE LOUISE CICCONE GERMANOTTA! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER WANT TO LOOK AT HER! IT HAS GONE TOO FAR. WAY TOO FUCKING FAR! HOW DARE SHE COPY MADONNA’S ICONIC NOSE BLEED?! I AM BEYOND ANGRY RIGHT NOW. JUST BECAUSE SHE’S YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL DOESN’T GIVE HER ANY RIGHT TO PLAGIARIZE MADONNA’S IDEAS. BUT AT LEAST MADONNA DOESN’T DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION BECAUSE SHE IS 200% GENUINE.
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud